Every year the wellness world hands us a fresh batch of “this changes everything” trends — some legit, some straight-up nonsense, most somewhere in between. The Guardian just rounded up the biggest ones defining 2026, and I couldn’t resist breaking down a few of my favorites (and my most side-eyed).
AI as your coach. People are turning to chatbots for meal plans, workout routines, even relationship advice. It can help you get clearer on your goals — but it’s also confidently wrong sometimes, so treat it as a starting point, not gospel.
Proteinmaxxing. Protein powders, protein popcorn, protein everything. Part of this is the GLP-1 ripple effect — eating less means protecting the muscle you have matters more. But experts note there’s a ceiling: most adults only need about 0.8g per kg of body weight, and even serious lifters plateau around 1.6g/kg. More isn’t always more.
Parasite cleanses. Yes, this is a real thing people are doing because of their Instagram feed. No, herbal TikTok supplements don’t treat actual parasitic infections — that requires an actual diagnosis and actual medication.
Olive oil + lemon juice shots. Basically salad dressing, but as a shot glass ritual for “skin and digestion.” Olive oil does have real benefits (hello, healthy fats and polyphenols) — but you’re probably better off just eating the salad.
Functional foods. Chocolate for PMS, chips with added protein — foods promising a benefit beyond nutrition. Cute marketing, but the actual doses of active ingredients are usually way below what’s been clinically studied.
Hyrox. The new CrossFit for the type-A fitness crowd: eight 1km runs alternating with eight brutal strength stations. Not for the faint of heart.
There’s also a lot more in the original — divorce rings as a breakup ritual, the “burned haystack” dating method, vaginal wellness supplements, and “spermmaxxing” (yes, really).
Not everything trending is worth your time or money, but a few of these are genuinely worth understanding. Read the full breakdown from The Guardian here: The biggest wellness trends of 2026
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